So I don’t know if I ever put this up here, but this is my mom who was at a wine tasting party and texts this to me saying:
“I didn’t know his name but I know you like him so I just walked up and said ‘You’re that really hot guy from supernatural right?’ He’s really nice he just laughed and said yes.”
im justs going to roll off a cliff life isnt fair im done
"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source
hello this is my friend
otters are pokemon
singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
then it just becomes a soap opera
i want to play laser tag
I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
is it just me or once you start watching a new serie all the gifsets of it are suddenly on your dash
The Fault in Our Stepbrothers